http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/microsoft.sharepoint.spsecurity.aspx says
Microsoft.SharePoint.SPSecurity is in
Namespace: Microsoft.SharePoint
Assembly: Microsoft.SharePoint (in Microsoft.SharePoint.dll)
For SharePoint 2013
But when I ILSpy or Object Browser or just try to resolve the reference in Visual Studio, it's not there!
Since I can't find anything about this online, I know this is just me making a major oversight, but what?!?